I'm just too stupid. Wrote this yesterday, and then forgot to post it. Well, better late than never.

Apocalypse now

I can't understand why every caption I write is either full of blood, gore and killing or is a love story with an happy ending. Uhm. Maybe I should write a story full of blood and gore with an happy ending. Or a love story full of blood and gore.

Treasure hunter

Took me hours to write this... and then I made a mistake and deleted everything. After that I wrote it again, in a better version, and it took me not even a quarter of the time.
P.S. did a more zoomed version of this since on my computer the original was a bit hard to read, just in case.

The prom

Party animal

Not really sure about this one, think I will do another version of it.

Taking a decision

200 views in five days... Glad that somebody likes my captions!
Now, I've finally managed to organize myself: I will write two captions every week, maybe more, but two at least, so don't worry (although I don't think it will happen) f I disappear for a few days.

Guild master

Now, I've got 1100 views, and 2 comments. How can this be? I need more comments.

Caption number 100 and the one I like the most

Solving the mistery

I'm staring to feel lonely here, nobody ever posts a comment on my captions...

Posthuman

WARNING: contains... well, you can see it.

Infiltrating the Mafia

Loving the beach

Listening to a warning...

...is often a good idea.

Deathclaw

Ops. It looks like I did a Fallout themed caption...

Friends

A romantic story... bleah. I hate romantic stories. Don't even know why I wrote one, although it isn't particularly romantic.

Ghost

My longest caption so far, and probably the longest

I will ever write, if I continue using the program I'm using at least.

Lusty Argonian Maid

WARNING: contains nudity, sex and Skyrim.

New workout

Took me half an hour to add the image to this because for some reasons my computer decided that it couldn't read it, so I had to search the image again... stupid computer.